People Suck, Part 2

So in my continuing effort to enlighten the world with my knowledge of the idiocy that is people, I bring you the second installment of the people suck series. Today’s issue at hand is the roads, and more specifically the people who drive on them, most of them suck, and quite honestly I wonder how they got their license.

First off, there are these signs on every road, and upon them is written a number. This number corresponds with the number on that funny little contraption in front of your face while driving that has a little indicator that moves up and down. I don’t know if you’re familiar with this, it’s called a fucking speed limit, and by law you’re suppose to drive that. Not 5 over, not 10 over, and certainly not 20 over like most people do. I don’t give a shit if you are rich enough to own a Hummer, a Mercedes, or any other $50,000+ vehicle, the law still applies to you! I’m so tired of all these fuckwads who think the law does not apply to them and even though most times I do 5 over just to stay with the flow of traffic, these bastards still feel the need to pass me. What’s even more amusing to me, is the fact that even though they have passed me, they’ll still wind up at that same red light, which essentially got them no where faster. Dumbasses!

Now let’s talk about the left turn from the center lane, there are two ways this works, and I’ll explain in lamens terms how. First of all you have the sign that says left on signal only, and then there’s the green cautionary light for left turns as well, something that isn’t everywhere, but is catching on quite a bit, I think to help with the flow of traffic. Now the left on signal only means exactly that, when the little arrow turns greens for you then you can turn, not when it’s fucking red and there’s no traffic, red means stop asshole. The cautionary green light works much the same way, you get a green arrow first then it’ll change to a green and you can turn when there’s no traffic. However because everyone else is so much more important than the next person, this is not how this light works. What happens is when that light turns red, two to three cars turn, holding up the traffic on the other side that already has the green light. Hey fucker! The red light, it means fucking stop! You aren’t anymore important than me, and I can guarantee you the two extra seconds you gained to get to Walmart faster, their cheap shit is still going to be there. Fuck people, learn to drive!

Is that all? Fuck no! Don’t even get me started on the distractions that also cause people to drive like their fucking drunk. Hey dipshit! Yeah you, the one talking on the cell phone who just blew a red light. Are you serious, you have a conversation that’s so important it just can’t wait until your stopped somewhere, or home? I doubt it. And what about those idiots that have stereos that should be breaking the car windows they’re so loud. Don’t get me wrong, I like loud music, but the whole bass thing, I thought that was over when I was out of high school, but oh no, it’s still around, and it’s still annoying. I have had people behind me with bass so strong it vibrates my car, and it fucking pisses me off. When you see these dumbass people their cars are rattling all over, I wish just once the entire car would just fall to pieces because of it. Believe me, it doesn’t make you cool, it makes you look like a retard, knock it off and listen to your music at a lower level, your ears will thank you thirty years down the road.

A prime example I’ll give you of a distracted driver; I went to pick up Samaree one night from work, I saw a woman talking on her cell phone, had a book open on her steering wheel and was either drinking or eating something, I don’t remember which. So how in the hell were her hands at all on the wheel? I would have liked to see her ram her vehicle right into a telephone pole, that would’ve taught her a lesson.

What’s sad is there are roads that cops won’t even pull people over because their afraid they may be hit, it’s rediculous. Your car is not an extension of your home, it’s a vehicle to take you places faster than walking would, your license is not a right, it’s a privilege. If you can’t drive responsibly you should have it taken away, because you’re a fucking douchebag and your endangering everyone else on the road.